Dear Daring Reader,

Crafted by skilled artisans and buried for a millennia beneath solid rock- the manuscript you are now reading is the key to money, health, and happiness (for us). Following the principals of QueerWolf and engaging in daily affirmations of self esteem and wonderness you shall soon open the path to personal and financial gain (for us).

Remember the time as a child when you only thought child thoughts and only did child things? This book will recapture this for you like a moment caught in time. Especially if you grew up a confused homosexual werewolf. Well, really, only if you grew up a confused homosexual werewolf. We are dealing with a small market share here but we are determined to make this a best seller (among confused homosexual werewolves.)

Also, it's really fucking funny. So without further procrastination Pretty Pony Party Publishing Press proudly presents the precious premier of our precocious periodical- QueerWolf.

Forever Your Girls,

Bob and Tobly McSmith