Dear Devoted Reader,

Welcome to the original, the OG, the prodigal bastard son of Bob and Tobly's Pretty Pony Party Publishing Press. It is the first book we ever did wroted, and sweet merciful Christ fucking Judas and John in the Eiffel Tower position does it show!

Here are some of the reviews we've received for this "book":

"It sounds like a six year old wrote it" Al, a bartender at the crappy bar this book was based on.

"You guys are writting a book? I didn't even know you could read" Tina another bartender and partial inspiration for the main character.

"Who shot me?" JFK

"I think four, or maybe five fingers could fit." Linda, yet another bartender of the bar this book was based on.

"Who shot me?" Martin Luther King, TuPac, Notorious BIG, Andy Warhol, All the cast of Charles in Charge, a unicorn.

"An exceptional read" a book review for To Kill a Mockingbird

So to sum things up, we learned to read by writing this book. Enjoy!

Opposites Attract,

Bob and Tobly McSmith