LICK IT PANDA!!!

"Time 4 a panda rim job." you text back to your friend.

You wait for a reply. and wait...

but you hear nothing back.

"Damn" you think "my panda friend is totally screwing my panda crush, Ying-Ling beer. And I could possibly drink bleach at any second."

You are a very unstable panda. You feel as if your panda life is crushing you little by little. You often wonder if you have at least thirteen tampons in you at once causing toxic panda shock which doesn't make since because pandas don’t use tampons. They use feminine hygiene panda pads.

After packing your famine hygiene panda pads in your panda-pack you button up your panda parka and panda walk down the panda stairs to say goodbye to your panda parents. Panda.

If you hit uncomfortably on your parents click here!

If you give your parents a hug and tell them you'll miss them click here!

If you finally fess up to how your panda grandpa diddles you under the panda card table while you play scrabble Click here!