BAD PANDA CHOICE!!!

You reach for your rusty knife but your panda hand slips severing your panda wrists!!!

Blood squirts everywhere and you begin to feel faint. Chow Ming and Ming Chow are too busy doing the panda-hop to hear your agonized screams of panda pain.

You are a dead panda.

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