
Packing for Panda Summer Camp!
With only 2 days until Panda Summer Camp starts it's time to start packing. What is a panda to bring to its very first summer camp?! Your momma, Chow Ming, and your daddy, Ming Chow, are giving you so many tips on what to bring.
"Bring some sweet and sour sauce,” Ming Chow tells you in between bites of delicious bamboo, "you never know when you're going to eat lo mien."
"And don't forget your bathing suit" Chow Ming chimes in as she forces six stalks of bamboo down her throat.
All this information confused you. You are just a young panda trying to go to your very first summer camp.
After you throw a toy-breaking temper tantrum you decided to get out your suitcase and make some big panda decisions. Looking at your panda check-list you see you have allready packed panda toothpaste, panda cream, and 50 pairs of panda-underwear. You never know when you need fresh underwear, or so Ming Chow and Chow Ming always said, which made you secretly want to murder them. Even though Pandas do not have the capability to commit violence. Only big scary men that have gone insane from syphilis and hang around Panda summer camps have capacity for panda violence.
If you want to pack your blue panda jumpsuit panda click here!
If you want to pack a rusty knife you found in the trash outside the gymnasium panda click here!