Obamrim tremes (The OTS): The physical symptoms of withdrawl following the innaguration. Symptoms include shaking, nausua, and reverting to making moderately racist comments. Also see: Martin Luther King Fever

Schtwit: To have explosive diahrea and twitter about it. Ie- Via @douche5499 just let out a stream of #liquidpoo @ http://tinyurl.com/yguvskc

Swine Flu: Created by the government to kill minorities. Like Regan and AIDS.

Pulling a Paula: Taking so many pills that you think you are the host of American Idol only to wake up 3 days later at a bus station with more semen in you than Manhattan on Fleet Week.

Dance Potatoe: The bulge in a male dancer's tights. See Also: any episode of So You Think You Can Dance!


Martin Luther King Fever: The Muslim equivalent of swine flu.

Scrotumlicious: The latest placenta eating craze.

Balloon Boy: A media frenzy event that amounts to nothing. Like the holocaust.

Bernie Madoff's Balls: A euphuism for food that is of a prison quality. Eg. "Oh no mom, we're eating Bernie Madoff's Balls again?"

Bridezillas: You know that piece of food that get's caught in your teeth, but you can't get it out? and you're flossing and flossing, and that doesn't work. So you try the side of a credit card, the end of a paper clip, or any sharp instrument that is lying around. But there's still something stuck in your teeth. you can feel it. Your tongue can push it around, but it's just not coming out. You should probably call the dentist, but they're so expensive even with insurance. What were we talking about?

Team Jacob: See Team Edward.

Labradoodle: A horrifying vagina disease. You get it by sitting on a dirty toilet seat. You get rid of it with a blow torch, a pair of sharp scissors and a healthy realization that you can no longer have sex again without it feeling like a broken bottle is inside you.

Team Edward: Fags. And not the good kind.

Poop Pancakes: Dog excrement left on the sidewalk, that has since been stepped in or Breakfast at I-Hop

Sarah Mclachlan: The face of abused and mistreated dogs and cats around the county. Not the spokesperson for the animals, all the puppies and cats are actually glued to her face.

Chocodiles: You know when you poop in the shower at the gym? You don’t? Well, I guess we all make mistakes, right? Are you judging me? It was only one time when I thought it would just be a little gas. I didn’t know it would be that big. Or not go down the drain. I had no idea that in attempt to make the situation better by eating said shower poop it would make it, in retrospect, much, much worse.

Sarah Palin: The latest sexual act of 2009. It involves inserting a gentleman's tesicles into a gentle lady's rectum and then running in opposite directions as fast as possible. Named after the inventor of the act.

Dick Docking: An extremely violent act of retribution. Eg" If you don't stop saying 'that's what she said' I am going to dick dock you in the face"

That's what she said (TWSS): Not funny.

Carbon Footprint: Hilarious

Fin!